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the collected works of television's barney affleck
"a luscious mix of words and tricks."
Created on 2003-01-22 12:14:19 (#866966), last updated 2005-05-29
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Basic Info| Name: | television's barney affleck |
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| Location: | Lafayette, Indiana, United States |
Bioi would've made a sexy chick. born and bred in the fine state of infancy indiana. i want to be a filmmaker when i grow up. i am the self-proclaimed love child of orson welles and kevin smith. to this day, i still chuckle when i hear the number thirty-seven...much like billy madison would laugh after hearing sixty-nine.
i vow never to forgive nor forget what has been done in my name as an american.
i once drove seven hours to wait in line two hours to hear kevin smith speak for five and a half hours and then drove one hour to a truck stop and slept for two hours and flirted with the clerk so she'd dish out some free gas and then i drove six hours back home. they released a dvd about this called 'an evening with kevin smith,' although they left out most of my part.
top five girls i'd most like to play 'spin the bottle' with:
5. michelle branch
4. kelly macdonald
3. norah jones
2. lisa loeb
1. janeane garofalo
top five things that happen when i get really drunk:
5. i spout out obscure movie quotes...sometimes long monologues directed to strangers.
4. i hug strangers in order to bum smokes...and i bum smokes in order to hug strangers.
3. i begin to think all women act like whores...except my grandma.
2. i get oodles and oodles of urges to * l i c k * t h e * s t a r * and shamelessly admit it.
1. i do drunken, yet perfect, cartwheels to celebrate my drunkeness.
everyone is welcome to comment on my journal as long as they follow these three rules:
1. if you must post anonymously, please sign your name.
2. if you disagree with me, say so in a respectful manner.
3. please refrain from posting any of my personal information, should you know any. i've already called the president a "piece of shit, cokehead, jackass motherfucker" in my journal. i'm sure the cia, fbi, and the secrect service have all placed me on 'double secret probation,' so i don't need to make it any easier for them to track me down.
my intent is to use this journal as a means to show off my love of movies, movie quotes, music, writing, etc...and possibly to rant about the government or just rant in general...but not as a forum to tell people when i get laid or how long it's been since i have been, what lie jenny told bobby and what he told to susie and how it got back to jenny's mommy, my masterbatory preferences, or if my recent bowel movement smells more like baby poo than it's usual scent.
so gather around
and see what the day brings
see what makes you laugh
and what makes you sing
i vow never to forgive nor forget what has been done in my name as an american.
i once drove seven hours to wait in line two hours to hear kevin smith speak for five and a half hours and then drove one hour to a truck stop and slept for two hours and flirted with the clerk so she'd dish out some free gas and then i drove six hours back home. they released a dvd about this called 'an evening with kevin smith,' although they left out most of my part.
top five girls i'd most like to play 'spin the bottle' with:
5. michelle branch
4. kelly macdonald
3. norah jones
2. lisa loeb
1. janeane garofalo
top five things that happen when i get really drunk:
5. i spout out obscure movie quotes...sometimes long monologues directed to strangers.
4. i hug strangers in order to bum smokes...and i bum smokes in order to hug strangers.
3. i begin to think all women act like whores...except my grandma.
2. i get oodles and oodles of urges to * l i c k * t h e * s t a r * and shamelessly admit it.
1. i do drunken, yet perfect, cartwheels to celebrate my drunkeness.
everyone is welcome to comment on my journal as long as they follow these three rules:
1. if you must post anonymously, please sign your name.
2. if you disagree with me, say so in a respectful manner.
3. please refrain from posting any of my personal information, should you know any. i've already called the president a "piece of shit, cokehead, jackass motherfucker" in my journal. i'm sure the cia, fbi, and the secrect service have all placed me on 'double secret probation,' so i don't need to make it any easier for them to track me down.
my intent is to use this journal as a means to show off my love of movies, movie quotes, music, writing, etc...and possibly to rant about the government or just rant in general...but not as a forum to tell people when i get laid or how long it's been since i have been, what lie jenny told bobby and what he told to susie and how it got back to jenny's mommy, my masterbatory preferences, or if my recent bowel movement smells more like baby poo than it's usual scent.
so gather around
and see what the day brings
see what makes you laugh
and what makes you sing
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